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Tonteria

Chelsea £££

Address

7-12 Sloane Square, London SW1W 8EG

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About

Mexican-themed nightclub and bar. Famous tequila train that delivers shots to your table. Frozen margaritas and churros.

Tequila train shots from £9

Margaritas (1)

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Frozen margaritas

Other Cocktails (2)

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Mexican mud bath (frozen margs + churros + chocolate)

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Classic

Spirits

Tequila

Reserva de Alma

Vibe

chelsea frozen nightclub party

Reviews (4)

Known for its amazing tequila collection and unique features. At night, Tonteria turns into a lively nightclub. It features professional dancers and live shows, attracting celebrities and nightlife lovers.

Tequila via miniature train

mood Lively nightclub, luxury experience, smart and elegant dress code

Forhad khan guide source

"Tonteria" means "nonsense" in Spanish and while the parties at this place are often fuelled with peculiar antics (think latex and fire-eaters) there’s nothing silly about the food. Alain Dona's place is all about small plates, which is great as there are plenty of Mexican delights to try. Four different types of tacos are on offer including a seared tuna creation with a spicy jalapeño salsa and burritos come in chicken or veggie form. Once you’re done with the grub, be sure to get a drink from the tequila train which does the rounds delivering shots to the tables. All aboard.

shots from the tequila train

mood Parties are often fuelled with peculiar antics (think latex and fire-eaters).

Lizzie Thomson guide source

This Chelsea hotspot has a mini train that drops tequilas off at your table. Do you need more?

tequilas

mood hotspot

Ben O' Norum guide source

Here, at Tonteria, your tequila can be delivered to you via miniature train. That alone deserves inclusion in our list. We love a train gimmick here to The Tequila Shop. Tonteria has a dark, sexy, high-end vibe in London’s upmarket Belgravia area. They stock an impressive range of tequila’s including a rather eye-wateringly expensive Reserva de Alma worth £5,000! Not surprising given the celebrity clientele snapped leaving this bar. It’s a cosy spot for tequila and tapas, at 11pm they bring out the dancers and performers.

mood dark, sexy, high-end vibe; a cosy spot for tequila and tapas; at 11pm they bring out the dancers and performers

Elizabeth guide source

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